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REALWORLDLINKS: Nigerian soldiers sent to fight Boko Haram revolts...

REALWORLDLINKS: Nigerian soldiers sent to fight Boko Haram revolts...: Nigerian soldiers sent to fight Boko Haram revolt against commanders         As insurgents fired rockets into a busy marketplace in ...

Nigerian soldiers sent to fight Boko Haram revolts

Nigerian soldiers sent to fight Boko Haram revolt against commanders

        As insurgents fired rockets into a busy marketplace in Nigeria’s northeast Saturday, killing as many as 31 people, the military’s control and composure in the volatile region continued to unspool.

The army has spent recent days trying to defuse a budding mutiny in its ranks; it relocated a general after soldiers revolted and fired on their superior inside the barracks.

The rebellious soldiers, already angry that they don’t have the necessary equipment to fight Boko Haram militants, blamed the general for unpopular orders that led to troops being ambushed and killed, a source close to the situation told us

One squadron was ambushed while returning from Chibok, an isolated town where Boko Haram — Islamist extremists whose name means “Western education is sin” — kidnapped more than 300 schoolgirls a month ago.

“It was already dark. They wanted to spend the night in a friendly village but the general insisted they return that night,” said the source, an official stationed with the Nigerian police’s counter-terrorism squad in Maiduguri, where the soldiers revolted.

The soldiers obeyed and their convoy was attacked. The troops were in non-armoured vehicles, the official said.

When Major-General Ahmed Mohammed learned soldiers died in the ambush, “he showed no concern,” said the source, who asked not to be named for fear of being punished by his employer.

The bodies of the soldiers were ferried through the cantonment on their way to the morgue. Seeing their dead brethren, soldiers became enraged and fired at the general’s vehicle.

The general was not injured but has been redeployed. A military spokesperson said the army would discipline the unruly soldiers, emphasizing the tumult would not affect the ongoing war against Boko Haram.

“Let me assure you that the military will sustain the current tempo in the fight against insurgents,” Major-General Chris Olukolade told local media.

In its official statement, the military said four soldiers were killed. Troops in the barracks say the number was closer to 12, according to the source.

“What angers them — when soldiers die, the authorities will always reduce the number of casualties (it announces) to the barest minimum,” he said. “Why do they do that?”

The revolt happened in a barracks in Maiduguri, the capital and military headquarters for Borno state, the central battleground in Nigeria’s war against Boko Haram.

The insurgents have grown more fearsome in recent years, their weapons evolving from bows to rockets, machine guns and homemade bombs.

Soldiers have complained they are inadequately equipped to face such an enemy. Some checkpoints are missing basic supplies, such as water and sandbags.

Many soldiers have not been paid in weeks. They fear leaving the barracks for patrol in anything less than an armoured vehicle.

“They feel the government gives no concern about the safety of the foot soldiers,” the official said.

Mutinous or timid soldiers stationed in the northeast could be costly for the Nigerian government. In nearby Mali in 2012, a coup by soldiers, embittered in part over insufficient resources, allowed Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb to snatch up more land in the country’s Saharan north.

However, in a presentation Saturday before international delegates gathered in Paris to discuss Boko Haram, Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan described at length his government’s efforts to eradicate the terrorist group.

“We have deployed about 20,000 troops to the area, intensified aerial surveillance, and strengthened local intelligence resources. We shall spare no effort, we shall explore every avenue, we shall turn every stone, to ensure the return of the girls to their families and that the terrorists are defeated,” he said.

Even with a yearlong state of emergency in place in three northeast states — a move Jonathan called necessary to enable troops to “operate more efficiently in the affected areas in order to gain victory” — Boko Haram has been able to move around fluidly.

On Saturday, militants — believed to be Boko Haram — attacked a popular market in Ngurofoye, near the town of Bama, a local police official said. They hurled explosives and fired indiscriminately as people fled. One rocket exploded at a popular “motopark,” where villagers pay for rides to neighbouring towns.

State media reported 31 people were killed, but the number may be higher, said resident Usman Adamu, who saw scores of victims carted off to the hospital.

Undermining the Nigerian military’s ability to pre-emptively stop the Boko Haram attacks are moles and sympathizers within their ranks, who tip off the militants of upcoming attacks. In 2012, President Jonathan was quoted in local media saying the terrorists had infiltrated the government — from the armed forces to the judiciary.

“The saboteurs in government, condoning terrorism by Boko Haram, you do not love this nation,” he said. “Those of you who leak secrets to Boko Haram do not love this nation.”

The Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's £3m wedding

A fake chateau, a swimming pool dyed pink, special forces on standby, megabucks media deals and perfumed rooms to keep the smell of sewage at bay.

Welcome to one of the wackiest celebrity ­weddings ever as the world’s No1 reality TV star marries a hip-hop icon.

Forget Posh and Becks, Katie and Peter or even Kate and Wills – Kim Kardashian’s nuptials are from another planet.

On Saturday, she will tie the knot with Kanye West, 36, whose latest album Yeezus is a global smash.

The guest list boasts music royalty like Jay-Z and wife Beyoncé, Kim’s baby daughter North and her sisters Khloe and Kourtney who co-star with her in At Home With The Kardashians – the world’s most-watched reality show.

There’s a cloak of secrecy about exactly where the couple will ­exchange vows on Saturday.

The guests have been told only to turn up to a palatial estate on the edge of Paris on Friday.

The Chateau Louis XIV is a maze of marbled rooms and even has a moat with an underwater glass-domed room where guests can look at the exotic fish swimming above them.

But it’s not nearly as historic as it sounds – the huge pile was built between 2008 and 2011.

And it stands close to a large – and smelly – sewage works.

But Kim, 33, refuses to be fazed by any setbacks in her plan to mark her third wedding in spectacular style and has ordered the chateau’s air-conditioning to be scented.

Kanye, meanwhile, is getting the ­water in the chateau’s pool dyed pink – his bride’s favourite colour.

On Saturday it is believed the weekend could take an elaborate twist, with guests being flown in private jets to Florence, the Italian city where North was conceived.

A spokeswoman for the mayor of Florence today appeared to confirm the pair – who are worth £100million – will be married there by a Protestant minister.

They are said to have hired the imposing 16th-century Belvedere Fort, which has a luxurious villa within its massive walls.

But all that’s known for sure is that friends and family have been asked to make their way to France by Friday evening.

The rest is a mystery, although guests suspect there is also a back-up venue booked in Paris in case of emergencies.

Whatever the final schedule, the planning has been a nightmare.

Kimye – as the pair are now known – only recently heard about the sewage plant just outside the chateau’s 57-acre grounds.

Couples who have wed at the stately venue have complained about the stink – dubbed Le Pong.

So in a bid to neutralise nasty niffs, the pair are paying perfumiers to pump powerful scents into the air-con system.

A chateau staffer confided: “Kim and Kanye were worrying about this – they didn’t want their party feeling Le Pong so they have gone to great lengths to make sure the place smells lovely.”

Kimye have also gone to great lengths over security.

They have asked the authorities to stop paparazzi using choppers to snap any of their celebrations ­because it might jeopardise the £12million that experts forecast the newlyweds will pocket from broadcast and magazine deals.

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The couple are expected to make a TV show of their wedding to be screened on the E! network, which also airs Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Kanye is understood to want to produce and direct it himself.

And exclusive photos of the wedding ­weekend are to be sold to top American glossy magazine Vanity Fair.

In France, officials are said to have put their SAS-style 4th Special Forces Helicopter Regiment on standby to foil photographers – but have warned the couple they’ll have to pick up the bill for the elite squad’s services.

The total cost of the wedding is now set to be more than £3million. We wish them the best

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Wedding Guests Getting a Private Tour of Versailles

Kim Kardashian and Kanye's Wedding Guests will have a Private Tour of Versailles

"Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have decided to let their guests discover the Château of Versailles during a private surprise tour on Friday, May 23, the eve of their wedding," reads the statement by the couple and officials at the Louis XIV estate. "In making this choice, they are contributing to a better understanding and maintaining the exceptional heritage of the castle of Versailles, which is classed a World Heritage site UNESCO." 

Guests will be able to take a private guided tour of the celebrated palace whose unique attractions include The Hall of Mirrors, the King's Grand Apartments and formal gardens with fountains and water attractions. 


The couple visited Versailles privately in January, but palace officials took to Twitter to dispel rumors that the ceremony itself would be held there. 


Versailles

Staff members for Kardashian and West were spotted scouting out the arrivals area of the palace on Sunday. Guards were seen measuring the distance that friends and family would need to walk over cobblestones, as well sizing up a golden gate that may be a concern for guests in ball gowns.